and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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