That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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