I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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