I must be too annoying 4 u.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.