Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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