I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
