It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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