I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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