So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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