shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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