I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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