waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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