i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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