How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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