This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Boobs are out for the taking
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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