there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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