5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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