So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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