I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
FUCK WHALES
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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