I got chris browned last night
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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