i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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