That's intense
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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