Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i came on her dog
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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