also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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