So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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