two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
