you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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