I only kidnapped one of them. chill
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
pray to the hookup gods
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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