So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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