Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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