Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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