Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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