please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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