ugly people sure do ruin things
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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