Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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