I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there is glitter all over my balls
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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