Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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