O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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