hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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