i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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