you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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