Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
