I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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