I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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