I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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