So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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