nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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