Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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