I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Fuck appropriateness.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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