I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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