Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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