dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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