with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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